// 1. The Service
RoastMyDeck.app provides an AI-generated satirical critique of startup pitch decks. By paying the fee, you are purchasing a digital entertainment product, not professional consulting.
// 2. No Investment Advice (The "Safe Harbor")
- Not a VC Firm: We are not a Venture Capital fund. We do not invest capital.
- Not Financial Advice: The output provided is for entertainment. It is not a financial audit, valuation, or legal opinion.
- No Fiduciary Duty: We have no fiduciary duty to you or your company.
// 3. Payments & Refunds
- Price: $5.00 USD per execution.
- No Refunds: Due to the immediate delivery of digital goods and the costs incurred by us (AI compute/Stripe fees), all sales are final. Disagreeing with the AI's harsh opinion is not grounds for a refund.
// 4. Intellectual Property
- Your IP: You retain full ownership of the startup ideas and pitch content you submit. Using this Service does not grant us any ownership over your company.
- Our IP: We own the "RoastMyDeck" brand, the specific AI prompting logic, and the UI code.
- The Output: You are granted a license to share, post, or publish the "Roast" text generated by the Service (e.g., sharing it on Twitter/X).
// 5. Acceptable Use
You agree NOT to submit:
- Pitches for illegal businesses (e.g., dark web marketplaces).
- Content that violates the privacy of others.
- Harmful or malicious code.
// 6. Limitation of Liability
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW: RoastMyDeck.app shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages, including loss of funding, loss of reputation, or business failure, arising from the use of this Service. Our total liability is limited to the amount you paid ($5.00).
// 7. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold us harmless from any claims arising out of your use of the Service or the content of your pitch deck.
// 8. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of [Your State/Country]. Disputes shall be resolved via binding arbitration.
// 9. Contact
Questions? Email: support@roastmydeck.app